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Date:2002-04-25 23:21
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Mood: pleased

So last night I was hanging out with Josh and Holly (no Noel, though I think that I may have closed with her). Josh and I decided to play Scrabble. Josh picked and "E" and I picked an "F", so Josh got to go first. He put down YAM and got 8 points what with the whole double word score and all. Well, YAM really doesn't give us much to work with as the game progresses. He didn't even center the fucking thing, for Christ's sake. Any way, to make a long story short, I think that Josh starting out with YAM as a first word was a good indicator of how the game was going to go because I beat his sorry Jewish ass by like 100 points.

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Date:2002-04-21 18:52
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Mood: sleepy

Last night I went to Grasshopper with Noel and Phil and Phil's friend. When Noel and I came out of Grasshopper Phil's car was getting towed. Phil came out and ran after the truck. The guy told us to walk down the street to get the car back. So we got to the tow place and the car wasn't even put down yet. Phil payed the $80 for the tow and the $20 storage fee the the whole 30 seconds that the car was in impound. Seems simple enough. But wait! The story doesn't end there. You see the big fat tow guy got the slim jim stuck in the door. He said it would only take 5 minutes, then he proceeded to take the fucking door apart. 10, 15, 20 minutes later the guy says that Phil will just have to bring the car back during the day. Did I mention that when the fat tow guy took the door apart he broke the the lock and door opening mechanism. He couldn't fix it because his hand was to fucking fat to fit in the door. Now the door won't lock, unlock, or open from the outside. The guy puts the door back together and another guy comes in. He decides to take a shot at it. So he takes the door apart. Only this guy can't figure out how the door actually comes apart. So 10 minutes later this guy gets the door taken apart. 20 minutes later this guys realizes that this isn't really his specialty. After he realizes this he decides to try 2 or 3 more tries anyway. No go.
The moral of this story is: don't park your car in Store 24 parking lots unless you're a customer.

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Date:2002-04-15 00:39
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Mood: crushed

Today Noel was freestyling about me and she said that I have a fat ass and I quote, "she spreads her legs like Easter eggs." I'm not quite sure what that means but that doesn't dull the pain. Not one little bit.
So, once again, I am sad because of Noel's hurtful actions.

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Date:2002-04-12 14:07
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Mood: happy

last night noel and I professed our undying love for each other, now everything is right with the world. the sun is shining, the birds are singing.
Now here's your god damn happy mouse!

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Date:2002-04-10 12:16
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Mood: sad

Today Noel was mean to me at work. Now I feel sad.

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Date:2002-04-08 20:02
Subject:God Damn Son of a Bitch
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Noel made me get this live journal. I have nothing to put in it though. I tried to explain this to her but she doesn't care. My feelings mean nothing to her. That makes the pain even worse. Damn her, Damn her all to Hell!!!

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